10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.