10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water