10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?