10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Welcome to kicker school
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe