10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for loners.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez