10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!