10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown