10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.