10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom