10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!