10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown