10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)