10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!