10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet