10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fook the floosh droo!