10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels