10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury