10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.