10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.