10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.