10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.