10 Random Poker Quotes

''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.