10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• It's Free To Fold...