10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fold and live to fold again