10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.