10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT