10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.