10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.