10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "All-in, bitches!!!"