10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."