10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant