10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.