10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth