10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob