10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Welcome to kicker school