10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --