10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer