10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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