10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."