10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.