10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword