10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.