10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.