10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.