10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.