10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!