10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die