10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'