10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"No river, no fish."
Never educate a stupid poker player.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22