10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- It's Free To Fold...